Gulf Oil Disaster......A Miracle Solution Has Now Been Found!!!!!!! June 2, 2010

LIFESTYLES...................

HAS DELIVERED

3 MEGA

69,000,000 MILLION LBS. RED CONDOMS TO THE GULF!!!

IT IS HOPED THAT THE NEW NON-LUBRICATED CONDOM

WILL HOLD AND CONTAIN

THE ON GOING GUSH

OF

SATANIC JUICE.......

UNTIL AT LEAST DEC. 2012,

AT THAT TIME,,

BP WILL HAVE LEFT THE PLANET!


IN ALL THIS,,,,NOW GET THIS!!

OBAMA

HAS MADE ONE VERY GOOD SUGGESTION !!



"""""SLIP 2 OF EM ON THE *S*UCKER"""""

have a nice day!
,,,,,,,,and by the way........condom stocks up...33%
Buy now...........and save later!!!


Peace, EM :)

CRITICAL EGG COLLAPSE SYNDROME AND THE DIRTY GOLDEN DOLLAR DEED OF ENSLAVEMENT

CRITICAL EGG COLLAPSE SYNDROME

AND

THE DIRTY GOLDEN DOLLAR DEED OF ENSLAVEMENT

The golden egg scrambled into dollars of mass obstruction has enslaved the minds,
body and soul of all Godless existence. The acceptance, consumption and continued use of eggs laid by the lords of enslavement has done nothing for liberty, nothing for salvation and absolutely nothing for chickens. In fact the truth is, is that the egg laying lords of enslavement at the end of the day, prefer to eat chickens, some broiled and some fried. Left in the frying pan of a Godless existence, the burning of eggs has become an instantly recognizable nasty putrid stench. The main course on a menu served only to deceive and nourish all failing souls.

If you honor and worship golden eggs as your lord and savior, you have mastered the preparation of a meal so scrambled that even a chicken would surely fly. Fly straight into the gullet of the ultimate goon of hell………..I will not invoke his name nor give authority to a chef of destruction.

Stop believing in money, stop believing in debt, start acting in accordance to your heart and mind, for a soul lost and enslaved is a violent situation in which there is no Glory.

Be rich in God, through Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior

God Bless us all, even the chickens….