Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Gulf Oil Disaster......A Miracle Solution Has Now Been Found!!!!!!! June 2, 2010
HAS DELIVERED
3 MEGA
69,000,000 MILLION LBS. RED CONDOMS TO THE GULF!!!
IT IS HOPED THAT THE NEW NON-LUBRICATED CONDOM
WILL HOLD AND CONTAIN
THE ON GOING GUSH
OF
SATANIC JUICE.......
UNTIL AT LEAST DEC. 2012,
AT THAT TIME,,
BP WILL HAVE LEFT THE PLANET!
IN ALL THIS,,,,NOW GET THIS!!
OBAMA
HAS MADE ONE VERY GOOD SUGGESTION !!
"""""SLIP 2 OF EM ON THE *S*UCKER"""""
have a nice day!
,,,,,,,,and by the way........condom stocks up...33%
Buy now...........and save later!!!
Peace, EM :)
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Friday, January 29, 2010
CRITICAL EGG COLLAPSE SYNDROME AND THE DIRTY GOLDEN DOLLAR DEED OF ENSLAVEMENT
The golden egg scrambled into dollars of mass obstruction has enslaved the minds,
body and soul of all Godless existence. The acceptance, consumption and continued use of eggs laid by the lords of enslavement has done nothing for liberty, nothing for salvation and absolutely nothing for chickens. In fact the truth is, is that the egg laying lords of enslavement at the end of the day, prefer to eat chickens, some broiled and some fried. Left in the frying pan of a Godless existence, the burning of eggs has become an instantly recognizable nasty putrid stench. The main course on a menu served only to deceive and nourish all failing souls.
If you honor and worship golden eggs as your lord and savior, you have mastered the preparation of a meal so scrambled that even a chicken would surely fly. Fly straight into the gullet of the ultimate goon of hell………..I will not invoke his name nor give authority to a chef of destruction.
Stop believing in money, stop believing in debt, start acting in accordance to your heart and mind, for a soul lost and enslaved is a violent situation in which there is no Glory.
Be rich in God, through Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior
God Bless us all, even the chickens….
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Sunday, October 25, 2009
Illuminati tyranny heading for your toilet.
New Toilet Technology has Illuminati on the move to develop new laxative virus. The virus will be some sort of mutant super airborne monstrosity. The powers that be (TPTB)
will begin to have a new regulation commence to be enforced by all cities and municipalities, world wide. The regulation says that all public and private toilets are to be turned in to the Fema toilet disposal centers all across the world. Failure to do so will result in big butt problems, since the authorities will have the power to enter homes and all toilet sanctuaries across the world to enforce the new stinky law. The penalty for non compliance will be the forfeiture of the right to use any form of toilet paper, and especially 3 ply. TPTB will allocate a minimum requirement of (3) new high tech toilets per (1) household for a maximum number of people in the household being no less than (5). All other households less than five will be allocated (1) new high tech toilet. All public and private commercial real estate holding agents will need to fill out a T4-f form. Which will be made available at Wal-Mart Dec. 25th 2009 and to be remitted by no later than the 1st of January 2010? Failure to remit will result in severe fines of up to 5 ounces of monetized gold per day.
The new high tech toilets were developed a long time ago by Alexander Graham Bell but the technology was suppressed by well meaning Aliens. But now TPTB and Rocketfarter
smell the time is right to unflush the new toilets. The new features are quite sickening, here they are……..
The toilets will function just like telephones. You will need to open an account with the service provider. You will receive a personalized flush number to access the toilet. All toilets will have a unique flush code that you will need to dial up from your cell phone.
Once the connection is made the toilet will give your butt access to the toilet seat. Of course you will be paying by the minute and extra charges apply for farts as there will be high security odour sensors built in to the units. If you flush out of state or out of specified service zone long distant flush charges will be applied. Just like cell phones users will be able to purchace a multitude of flushing plans. American Express is to make available the new American flush card as well, to aid with this new technology.
Monthly rates have yet to be determined however.
Huggies stocks may hit new highs as they leaked their new high tech diaper, designed for heavy loads and poor butts.
I don’t know but all this just came to me as I was flushing.
Imre
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Thursday, March 5, 2009
Economics 101
Things are way out of control, friends...........money, debt, and what ever are the least of our problems................it's time to be honest with ourselves, forgive ourselves, and be responsible for ourselves as one as equal, no one is going to save us except ourselves as one and united with one thought one mission one destiny...................Liberty
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Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Traitors Exposed?
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Saturday, February 21, 2009
Voices in the Wind
I see a feather in the sky................and there are......... ,
A voice in the wind such is the tide
A wave to crash in upon the shore
A crash upon the eagle so blinded
A chain broken as words ring high
Be a voice of not the wind I say you
Be not a wave or a sound of chains
Be an eagle that dives into liberty
Be not for the tyranny to subside
I see just one feather in the wind.
I hear but one voice still in chains
America the land of the brave and free?
I say to you wake up and fight tyranny.
Imre

